Penthouse Platitudes Podcast

Bullshit, Fuckery, and Life

January 11th, 2018    

Cardi B Is An Industry Plant

Penthouse Platitudes Episode 25 #RIPCombatJack Maurice was a bit too lit in the beginning off that Gato Negro (Dimelo!!!!), Taron eating a whole bag of sunflower seeds, and Pab brings it all back in when we discuss our views and thoughts on the NFL Playoffs, Super Cool Beas, Trae Young, and Mo is convinced, Cardi B is an industry plant. This and so much more on the latest episode of Penthouse Platitudes. Welcome to the Penthouse.


January 2nd, 2018    

Dickhead Of The Year Awards

Penthouse Platitudes Episode 24


December 26th, 2017    

Maurice Is Racist

EZ is back once again as our special guest. This time he comes alone to form Voltron and share his theory on interracial relationships between Black Men and White Women. More sexual misconduct. Lavar Ball is a genius and Mo is a racist. Penthouse Platitudes Episode 23.


December 20th, 2017    

Dickhead Season Vol. 2

Due to Mo having to work Pab is absent for this next installment. Taron and Kareem are as smoked out as Mo is sober recording this session before he heads to work. Christmas gift etiquette and Mo's penis is trash for the lack of better words are discussed on Penthouse Platitudes Episode 22.

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November 13th, 2017    

Problematic Kombat 2

Penthouse Platitudes Episode 21 Taron is out thotting so Mo and Pab call on Cartel and EZ who recently just returned from Puerto Plata and report their misadventures errr adventures. Who are the best 40 year old rappers? Louis C.K., Meek Millz, and other current events.


November 6th, 2017    

Shades and Timbs

Penthouse Platitudes Episode 20 The sexual misconduct allegations in Hollywood are heating up. Kevin Spacey just grabbed his last dick in the back of the limo. Pab doesn't get the Cardi B and Offset craze; Fuck Papa Johns Pizza.


October 25th, 2017    


Pab, Mo, and Taron are back after an unplanned hiatus (As usual). Glassware gang discuss Lil B getting his ass beat but still winning, Early NBA Season, Strippers in NYC are on strike because of bartenders getting all the promo, all this and more on Penthouse Platitudes Episode 19.


August 15th, 2017    

Problematic Kombat

Penthouse Platitudes Episode 18 with Taron absent on business Fab returns for another episode this time with Pablo and Mo. Fab brought his own soundboard as again Mo's emotional state is under scrutiny. Also, these three get ashy and problematic while discussing Bobby Valentino and his transgendered escort troubles. EZ tags in late as Pab goes home. Apologies if the reocrding was too low in the beinging. Welcome to the Penthouse.


July 31st, 2017    

Shits and Giggles

Part 1 of each member of the Glassware Gang interviewing guests without the other two members. Mo is up first interviewing his out of town friends Jayde and Ron along with Fab. Fab exposes Mo's true simp ways while Jayde and Ron join in on the fun. This was an intervention of the heart of emotions. Penthouse Platitudes Episode 17 Part 1. #Lickherbellyandjudgeitbyhergiggle


July 14th, 2017    

Wild Boys

With our special guests Cartels, EZ, and Kareem. The Penthouse Crew embark on Rob Kardashian, NBA, and Mo's onging misadventures with women. Episode 16 Penthouse Platitudes


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